Jumaat, Oktober 1

Your Guess Is As Good As Mine

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.' 


Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'


p/s: do i need to remember anything?

4 ulasan:

mikhaelahmad berkata...

kau dah tua cid!!

Acid berkata...

oh gosh!! aku hampir terlupa hal itu!! nasib baek kau ingatkan!

wann afzan berkata...

klu teryak2 dlm suar?

Acid berkata...

teryak2? mungkin suar itu akan koyak!