Rabu, Oktober 27

mari belajar bahasa inggeris.

cikgu murni : what word start with 'F' and end with 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?


abu:  firetruck!


cikgu murni : what word start with 'F' and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand?


abu: fork!


cikgu murni : what is all men have one of it. it's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they married?


abu: Surname!


cikgu murni : what part of the man has no bone but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping.


abu: heart!







p/s: i'm not as good as you'll think..



Selasa, Oktober 26

mari tenangkan fikiran.



p/s: please..i need a vacation..or may be with s


Rabu, Oktober 13

kisah ibu dan anak.

si ibu: rajin-rajin belajar. dah besar boleh bantu adik-adik.


si anak: baek ibuku.


si ibu: kalau tak de duet belanje mintak. jangan makan megi je.


si anak: baek ibuku.



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selang beberape purnama.


truut..trruut..


si anak: ibuku. anakmu kehabisan duet.


si ibu: aik? takkan dah habis duet? buat ape dengan duet biasiswa? blanje ape? pot pet pot
          beli ape? pot pet pot pet...pot pet...raya..pot pet pot..mega sale...pot pet pot pet...
          pot pet..jimat pot pet...........


si anak: *diam.. menangis dalam hati.*




p/s: kadang-kadang, naluri keibuan memang sukar di fahami.


Jumaat, Oktober 8

no hope, no love, no glory, no happy ending.



i told myself i won't miss you.
but i remember
what it feels like beside you. 
                                                     - hinder -

Rabu, Oktober 6

hidup perlukan hiburan untuk mengubati hati yang luka, kadang-kadang lah.



amacam? terhibur?



p/s: i'm better off dead.

kadang-kadang perut lapar boleh mempengaruhi kadar pendengaran.

tengahari tadi, lebih tepat kalau dikatakan pada waktu lunch. aku menemani kawan aku ke kafe berhampiran. suasane pada ketika itu memang sangat panas. di tambah pula dengan kepayahan mencari parkir kereta, memang boleh menambah kadar kelaparan seseorang!



tapi bukan itu yang nak aku highlight kan.



time aku turun dari kereta melangkah kaki ke kafe. dengan langkah penuh macho dan tertib, tiba-tiba aku di sape oleh seorang gadis dari belakang. walaupun aku tak nampak, tapi aku cukup pasti yang suara itu datang dari seorang gadis!



"bang-bang, nak ber*men?"



cibs. terkejut gile jantung aku. macam nak pitam pon ade bile di ajukan soalan macam tu. lagi-lagi ianya terpacul dari mulut seorang gadis. aku terkesima sebentar. tak berani menoleh. hampir 7 saat aku tidak bergerak. otak aku ligat berfikir bagaimana untuk menjawab persoalan tadi.



mengenangkan aku masih berada di kawasan kampus dan iman masih kuat di dada, aku toleh dengan yakin dengan harapan diberikan kekuatan untuk menolak pelawaan beliau. belum sempat aku menyusun ayat. gadis tersebut sudah bersedia dengan tindakan selanjutnya.




abaikan gambar 2 orang makhluk lelaki itu.



"beli lah bang, kami tengah promosi hebat sekarang ni", tambah gadis tu lagi.



dem. aku senyum tawar sambil meneruskan langkahan kakiku. gadis tadi tunduk hampa.



p/s: awek brukbeng. sile bertutur dengan jelas lain kali ye.


Isnin, Oktober 4

oh. sorry. my mistakes!






you know it's a mistake but there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake, because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say, "yep, that was a mistake!". the bigger mistake would be not to make the mistake, because then you go your whole life not really knowing if something is a mistake or not.
Mrs. Lily



p/s: we learned from the mistake. are'nt we? 



Jumaat, Oktober 1

Your Guess Is As Good As Mine

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.' 


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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'




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p/s: do i need to remember anything?