kim, can we go slowly cuz i think we go too fast..

6 ways to manage a super duper nagging woman in your life.

1. Elimination
shoot her with elephant gun! (or may b shotgun!)



if u cant




2. Substitution
replaced her with another suitable substitute. (mute woman for example?)



if u cant




3. Isolation
send her back to your mother-in-law house. (anta je balik kampung..settle)



if u cant




4. Modification
salotip aje mulutnye, tak pon suruh die pakai mask h1n1. nak hardcore lagi. stapler mulut die




kalo tak sampai hati




5. Administration
give her a diamond ring! a rose! or any suitable gift that will make her stop immediately when she get it.



kalo tu pon tak jalan




6. Protection
go to the nearest gadget shop. buy a new ipod shuffle, mp3, mp4, mpv atau sewaktu dengannye. sumbat kat dalam telinge. habis cite.

p/s: langkah-langkah di atas ekceli untok kawal kebakaran. harap maklum.