mari belajar bahasa inggeris.

cikgu murni : what word start with 'F' and end with 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?


abu:  firetruck!


cikgu murni : what word start with 'F' and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand?


abu: fork!


cikgu murni : what is all men have one of it. it's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they married?


abu: Surname!


cikgu murni : what part of the man has no bone but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping.


abu: heart!

entri asal  http://kumanx.blogspot.com/2010/10/murid-terlalu-cerdik-atau-guru-yang.html

p/s: i'm not as good as you'll think..

mari tenangkan fikiran.

http://funny-profiles-story.blogspot.com

p/s: please..i need a vacation..or may be with s

kisah ibu dan anak.

si ibu: rajin-rajin belajar. dah besar boleh bantu adik-adik.


si anak: baek ibuku.


si ibu: kalau tak de duet belanje mintak. jangan makan megi je.


si anak: baek ibuku.

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selang beberape purnama.

truut..trruut..

si anak: ibuku. anakmu kehabisan duet.

si ibu: aik? takkan dah habis duet? buat ape dengan duet biasiswa? blanje ape? pot pet pot
          beli ape? pot pet pot pet...pot pet...raya..pot pet pot..mega sale...pot pet pot pet...
          pot pet..jimat pot pet...........

si anak: *diam.. menangis dalam hati.*

p/s: kadang-kadang, naluri keibuan memang sukar di fahami.

no hope, no love, no glory, no happy ending.

i told myself i won't miss you.

but i remember

what it feels like beside you. 

                                                     - hinder -

hidup perlukan hiburan untuk mengubati hati yang luka, kadang-kadang lah.

amacam? terhibur?



p/s: i'm better off dead.